Toilet Tag Archives - Page 2

Alice Lahoda • December 18, 2021

Parenting is a lifelong journey, and every day brings new challenges. I just try to do what’s best for my…

Dom Turek • December 4, 2021

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Local woman Missy Frazier is sick of being the only one of her roommates with enough common…

Heather Cook • September 2, 2021

NORTH HALEDON, N.J. — Local man and filthy roommate Mickey Bedford was caught running the sink for a few short…

Bobby Korec • September 1, 2021

PORTLAND, Ore. — Local crust punk Julian “The Stain” Rainer stunned a group of friends by somehow clogging a perfectly…

James Knapp • August 27, 2021

Okay, I’m cool. Sure I’ve had 11 PBRs on an empty stomach, but there is no way I’m gonna be…

Julia Zhen • August 14, 2021

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Brad Harris, a first time house show promoter, triple checked to make sure the only toilet at…

Patrick Coyne • June 30, 2021

NASHVILLE — Local woman and occasional defecator Ingrid Fowler was shocked and alarmed to discover her boyfriend’s bathroom had just…

John Danek • December 1, 2020

No economist could have predicted the year toilet paper had in 2020. There were weeks-long stretches when shelves were completely…

Jimmy Adamson • July 26, 2020

CHICAGO — Local woman Lilly Choi’s depression has devolved to the point that she has stopped looking behind the shower…

Doug Francisco • May 7, 2020

NEW YORK — Quarantined high school bully Evan Maddox, under stay-at-home orders for the past three weeks, gave himself swirlies…