Nathan Kamal
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For decades, the hard rock behemoth that was Van Halen ruled the airwaves with the groundbreaking combination of Eddie Van…
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Ryan Clark
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Cops fucking suck. There isn’t anything new with that statement. But at least the douchebaggery that pigs dish out is…
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James Knapp
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BERLIN — A group of punks and aspiring assassins traveled eighty years back in time only to fail in their…
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Daniel Arnold
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TACOMA, Wash. — Local coffee aficionado Sage Davis claimed today that he finally perfected his method for brewing the perfect…
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Ted Pillow
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Everyone knows about Christopher Walken’s enthralling “Pulp Fiction” monologue. But that’s not the only time this eccentric thespian has played…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — TIME Magazine has shocked the world, announcing today that their 2020 Person of the Year is inexplicably…
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Daniel Menegaz
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NEW YORK — HBO replaced its popular late night talk-show “Last Week Tonight” with “A Week Tonight” following a deterioration…
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John Danek
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LOS ANGELES – Indie pop band Sour Bitch Kids learned this morning that the hours they spent practicing their songs…
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Kevin Flynn
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HYRULE — Feeling completely shaken after pulling the Master Sword from its pedestal, unlocking the path to the Sacred Realm and…
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Mark Roebuck
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Recent sexual partner Nathan Stenhouse has released an apology for his unacceptably short load time during last…
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