the office Archives

Dan Kozuh • July 28, 2025

NAPERVILLE, Ill. — Major companies are reportedly scrambling to come up with workplace perks that can rival masturbating freely in…

Matt McInerney • January 24, 2024

WILMINGTON, N.C. — Ambient musician Julian Sino’s latest album is being hailed as a masterpiece, but fans still don’t think…

The Hard Times Staff • July 12, 2023

Halloween is creeping up on us faster than you might expect and that spooky holiday means two things: free candy…

James Knapp • January 16, 2021

LOS ANGELES — A study from the TV ratings conglomerate Nielsen found that Americans spend an average of 12% of…

Louie Aronowitz • June 30, 2020

DUNMORE, Pa. — Local man Cameron Waters is in his sixth consecutive hour of sifting through various GIFs from “The…

Ryan Werner • February 11, 2020

In these modern times, your ex changes your Netflix password so you have to watch "The Mob Doctor" on Crackle…

Bobby Korec • October 8, 2019

Many people will tell you that the US version of the Office GIFs are better than their UK predecessors. Those…

CJ Hernandez • June 26, 2019

Fear not, Dunderheads! While popular comedy series The Office will be leaving Netflix in 2021, Tenor has announced that every…

Louie Aronowitz • June 25, 2019

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local man Dan Traver warned friends this morning that his roommate Will Fu’s tweeting of various Elliott…

Liam O'Malley • June 4, 2019

KYOTO, Japan — During a 15-minute Direct this morning, Nintendo revealed a new Pokémon, Ratky, a Galar Region Pokémon inspired…