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Rose Eden • December 10, 2022

SAN FRANCISCO — The few remaining employees at Twitter who survived Elon Musk’s blitzkrieg staff cuts last month are now…

Dan Rice • December 1, 2022

Ever wash your hands in a Denny’s restroom after making room for your Grand Slam only to find that the…

Nick Ortolani • November 11, 2022

The road of life is full of ups and downs, peaks and valleys, and other geographical metaphors. When times are…

The Hard Times Staff • April 25, 2022

SAN FRANCISCO — Richest man in the world, Elon Musk, acquired Twitter earlier today and will immediately begin rewriting the…

Dan Kozuh • November 30, 2021

ATLANTA — Local panhandler Bobby Moore’s attempt to garner spare change from Tesla driver Jermaine Hoffman has come to a…

Patrick Crooks • November 14, 2021

PALO ALTO, Calif. — Scientists for Tesla’s robotics team have reported that recent requests from senior management indicate that they…

Bobby Korec • November 5, 2021

PALO ALTO, Calif. — Tesla recently revealed the prototype for their new self-driving Dragula that can independently dig through ditches…

Tony Morse • July 14, 2021

NEW YORK — Local Amazon employee Jeff Baxter developed a plan to finally use the bathroom at work after reading…

Mark Roebuck • December 14, 2020

WARSAW — Following the tumultuous release of their long anticipated RPG CyberPunk 2077, CD Projekt Red has appointed entrepreneur and…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • December 14, 2020

SAN FRANCISCO — Tesla, Inc. CEO Elon Musk announced today that he will be raising his son X Æ A-Xii…

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