Sean Fallon
•
BOCA RATON, Fla. — Conservative podcaster Ben Shapiro called for a boycott of Zoltar machines after his wish to become…
Read More →
Bex Kane
•
NEW HAVEN, Conn. — The American Association of Grandmothers laid out plans for a thorough investigation into precisely when their…
Read More →
Taylor Roebuck
•
DETROIT — Local short person Elizabeth Kramer spent $90 on floor tickets for an upcoming concert after forgetting that she’s…
Read More →
Dan Kozuh
•
ALBANY, N.Y. — Local single Tomas Hart was stunned to learn yesterday that Marianne Shaw, a goth woman with whom…
Read More →
LOS ANGELES — Local punk and tall guy Michael Snyder replaced standing in front of his short girlfriend Anna Nelson…
Read More →
Louie Aronowitz
•
DORAVILLE, Ga. — Local Tinder user Brad Irwin claimed in his dating app bio to keep a minimum six feet…
Read More →
LOS ANGELES — Music aficionado and noted short person Heather Allred’s YouTube-watching experience was interrupted last night when a tall,…
Read More →
AUSTIN, Texas - The tallest guy in the room has finally found the perfect woman to stand in front of for…
Read More →
