Kevin Tit
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ARLINGTON, Va. — Local man Angelo Metts, who just asked you for directions to the nearby Metro station, talked over…
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Edgar Towner
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DENVER — Local man Myron Brewer’s usual self-deprecating remarks are increasingly becoming uncomfortably accurate, visibly uneasy friends report. “He’s always…
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Eric Grandy
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local fan Brandon Pope’s merch booth conversation with members of touring band Ghost Summit got awkward at…
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Zac Townsend
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ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. — Local man Mike Soder failed yesterday to share a reasonable conversation with his tattoo artist, running…
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Ella Gale
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CHICAGO — Morrissey fan Elspeth Carter tucked a pair of earplugs into her jacket last night in prep for his…
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Josh Kraus
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LANSING, Mich. — After spending years teaching himself to communicate with his dog, junior programmer Tom Watkins was “shocked and…
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BOSTON — Local hardcore frontman Sturgill Hoffman gave multiple impassioned speeches about Syria during a show last night, with his…
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John Danek
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OBERLIN, Ohio — Students in Oberlin College’s Feminist Epidemiology class were unable to focus during Professor Eric Shin’s “Commercialization of…
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Dan Luberto
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My dad and I have had a tense relationship for as long as I can remember. Since I was a…
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Steve Bennett
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BOSTON — A college party underwent a sudden change in mood late last night after the host’s iPod Shuffle launched…
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