Ryan Dondero
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October 17, 2023
SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local 20-year-old hardcore kid Cody Macklin remains ignorant to the fact that he is celebrating his last…
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Kathy Lynch
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October 16, 2023
BOSTON — Music fan Sean Tanner was nearly bankrupted after a wild night of slamming seltzer at a recent Jeff…
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Corey Montgomery
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August 26, 2023
If California is so progressive, why haven't they updated their state song in nearly three-quarters of a century? The current…
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Rick Homuth
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August 18, 2023
Happy National Ska Day, everyone! That’s right, today we’re commemorating everyone’s favorite Afro-Caribbean-turned-suburban-American horn orgy, ska music! And, by the…
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Tim Graham
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August 4, 2023
FALL RIVER, Mass. — Local 37-year-old punk Ryan Foley realized he had inadvertently abstained from drugs and alcohol long enough…
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MEQUON, Wisc. — Local Milwaukee Brewers superfan and lifelong edgeman Paul Grazow continually knocks the team’s merchandise out of his…
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Trevor Graham
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June 22, 2023
DENVER — Local baker Charlotte Donovan, who specializes in vegan gluten-free baked goods, reported that she almost forgot to add…
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Audrey Vieira
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June 7, 2023
CHICAGO — Self-described “gay edge” punk Connor Hensley sparked controversy by abstaining from alcohol and recreational drugs with the notable…
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Ben Friedman
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June 3, 2023
LAS VEGAS — Lifelong straight edger Logan McGuire spent the majority of his future brother-in-law’s bachelor party convincing the stripper…
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Audrey Vieira
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April 18, 2023
Most doom metal fans love weed so when we saw a guy with X's tattooed on his hands drinking Shirley…
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