Dan Rice
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As anyone without children can tell you, being a childless adult is the absolute pinnacle of human existence. It rules,…
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Dan Kozuh
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NAPERVILLE, Ill. — Local man Brian Langley, who often proclaims he “likes all music except country and rap,” is reportedly…
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Amanda Russel
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Steven Jones, an otherwise boring millennial with an even more boring name, has been hiding an extraordinary, superhuman ability: digesting…
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Taylor Roebuck
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Look, I know that these days everyone goes around acting like they’re President of the Sodom and Gamera fan club.…
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Krissy Howard
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FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. — A decidedly arrogant YouTube guitar tutorial incorrectly assumed that the person watching it already knew what the…
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James Knapp
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AKRON, Ohio — Democratic presidential frontrunner Joe Biden announced a new initiative today during a campaign stop at a tire…
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Sam Rose
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OAKLAND, Calif. — Recent trust-fund recipient and part-time blogger Nick Headon reportedly smirked yesterday while vigorously typing on his brand…
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LOS ANGELES — Tech billionaire Elon Musk and legendary U2 frontman Bono announced today that, after years of testing and…
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Seth Macy
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Nintendo’s highly coveted SNES Classic Mini system comes out today and is certain to be a hot item. A word…
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The Hard Times Staff
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BROOKLYN, NY -- Standing in the back of the room with his arms crossed, local man Adam Franklin announced to…
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