Zachary Wolf
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SARASOTA, Fla. — Local punk Tabitha Milner recently lit a cigarette with a match on the first try, despite the…
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Zachary Wolf
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OKLAHOMA CITY — Punk fan Tamara Washington recently saw a perfectly smokable cigarette butt on the ground from more than…
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Nathan Kamal
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EUGENE, Ore. — Arthur “Sweaty” Grant, a punk physical education teacher at Churchill High School, expressed that incoming freshman student…
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Tim Graham
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MENOMONEE FALLS, Wis. — Local youngster Phoebe Flax, age 9, is reportedly selling loose cigarettes alongside her delicious lemonade, according…
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Wyatt Fair
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PASADENA, Calif. – Southern California native Zack Martin admitted his favorite summer activity is smoking cigarettes in his apartment with…
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Matt Husser
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NEW YORK — The annual “Punk Humanitarian of the Year” award was given to local drunk Rick Johnson who selflessly…
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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Local crust punk Zachary Kaiser was seen asking patrons on the patio of Inkwell Cafe if they…
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Audrey Vieira
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LONG BEACH, Calif. — Local man Will Murphy was reportedly kicked out of Joyce Manor’s hometown show when he refused…
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John Danek
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SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — Insufferable penny-pinching hipster Paul Sandor recently began the cost-cutting and dickhead-looking practice of rolling his own…
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Jason VanSlycke
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DURANGO, Colo. – Employees at a local insurance office were granted permission to arrive to work baked out of their…
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