Sleep Tag Archives - Page 4

Andy Holt • August 11, 2020

SANTA ANA, Calif. — Local gamer Niles Rosenbaum decided to increase the difficulty level of his life by reducing his…

Grant Mulitz • July 8, 2020

SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — Noting a breakthrough in our understanding of human sleep behaviors, researchers at U.C. Santa Cruz have…

Patrick Crooks • May 23, 2020

NEW YORK — Quarantined man Michael Gray repeated his rigid daily routine moments ago when he turned off his alarm,…

Kevin Tit • April 20, 2020

NEWPORT, Ky. — Notable stoner and “flat earth” conspiracy theorist John Hays has been playing the same Sleep album continuously…

V.F. Thompson • April 15, 2020

After dutifully reporting to my essential job opening at 5 a.m. at Panera every morning since all this shit started…

Rose Vineshank • April 4, 2020

BALTIMORE — Quarantined family man Arti Hagelstein succumbed today to both boredom and the exotic allure of Thelkkphegorg, the sleep…

Brett McCabe • February 19, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Tired, aging 31-year-old punk David Kresner was relieved when police arrived at a record release show last…

Patrick Coyne • January 25, 2020

COLUMBUS, Ohio — A fuzzy little punk roommate known only as “Banjo” twitched adorably in his sleep yesterday, presumably dreaming…

Patrick Coyne • December 1, 2019

MANHATTAN, Kan. — Bleary-eyed local woman Sharon Esses reported this morning that the only consistent part of her bedtime routine…

Shawn Murray • November 4, 2019

INTERSTATE 95 — 19 hours into a 12-hour shift and trailing closely behind a jam-packed minivan, big-rig operator “Big” Pat…