Kelley Greene
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March 13, 2024
LOS ANGELES — Brett Wilson, one of millions of uninsured Americans, became concerned that he may not be able to…
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Tim Graham
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June 29, 2022
KENOSHA, Wis. — The long-hunted serial murderer known only as The Kenosha Cannibal was pleasantly surprised he could still slip…
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Freelancer
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February 4, 2022
RAAHIL’S BODY — The fast-growing cystic acne chain on your friend Raahil’s face is launching franchise opportunities, with new pimples…
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Ryan Danley
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October 9, 2021
SEAGRAVES, Texas — Local machete-wielding family of murderous butchers, the Fletchers, are rallying against Hollywood’s constant belittling of their macabre…
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Ryan Danley
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October 9, 2021
SEAGRAVES, Texas — Local machete-wielding family of murderous butchers, the Fletchers, are rallying against Hollywood’s constant belittling of their macabre…
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Ryan Danley
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August 24, 2021
Body mods have come a long way. Once a social oddity, it is now common to see piercings and tattoos…
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Zach Raffio
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August 12, 2021
SAN FRANCISCO — Local bouncer Frank DeGarge confirmed today that he is forced to cover up any non-tattooed parts of…
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Allison Mick
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June 25, 2018
DERRY, Maine — Local punk Liberty Van Zandt is running out of blank skin for commemorating her dead pets, and…
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Max Wolff
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December 1, 2017
RICHMOND, Va. — Local crust-punk Richard Andre married his roommate Morgan Atwell yesterday in a romantic ceremony in which he…
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Johnny Mo
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August 29, 2017
HAYDEN, Idaho — Local white supremacist Jeffrey Braun is struggling with being judged for his beliefs and actions over the…
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