Dead Kid Would’ve Hated Winner of His Memorial Scholarship
MARTINEZ, Calif. — An awards ceremony at Gravel-Doyle High School was disrupted today by students claiming that Jimmy Brooks, the…
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Allison Mick
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Do You Have Depression or Is the New Jenny Lewis Just Reminding You of Your 20s?
Spring is here! And just like me, I’m sure you’re excited for the end of seasonal depression and the beginning…
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30s Rebranded as ‘Post-20s’
VATICAN CITY — The decade of life previously known as one’s 30s was rebranded last week and will now be…
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Cousin Ironically Listening to Album That Changed Your Life
ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Aging punk Archie Simpson was left speechless last night after discovering his 10-year-old cousin ironically listening to…
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Bad Pet Owner Running Out of Skin for Memorial Tattoos
DERRY, Maine — Local punk Liberty Van Zandt is running out of blank skin for commemorating her dead pets, and…
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Trans Woman Crosses Street to Avoid Overly Supportive Liberals
PORTLAND, Ore. — Local trans woman Emma Nelson was forced to cross the street last night to avoid an ambush…
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“Someone Broke a Bottle Over There,” Warns Guy Who Broke Bottle Over There
BOSTON — Craig Manning warned his fellow show attendees last night that there was a broken glass bottle on the…
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We Ranked the 97 True Crime Documentaries Coming to Netflix This Weekend
Awards season is finally over so it’s time to stop pretending you saw Phantom Thread and get back to the…
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The Best Places to Throw up This Weekend Before the St. Patrick’s Day Posers Get to Them
This one goes out to my REAL problem drinkers. Saturday is St. Patrick’s Day, which is basically Comic-Con for Poser…
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Photographer Captures People’s Reactions Before and After Calling Them Posers
A17-year-old art student is raising eyebrows with a provocative new photography series as he captures photos of friends, family, and…
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