Hot Topic Grows Out of Punk Phase
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CITY OF INDUSTRY, Calif. — Mall chain store Hot Topic announced that it has grown out of its punk phase…
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Party Song Tells You How To Dance To It
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SAN DIEGO — The “So-Cal Shimmy,” a brand new novelty party song, is enjoying a quick rise in popularity at…
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Metallica’s Masterclass Just Four Hours of How to Sue Small Businesses and Teenagers
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SAN FRANCISCO — The new Metallica Masterclass program where they teach viewers how to be a band is being called…
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“So, We Did a Thing” Say Zillow Executives Buying 643rd Home in Neighborhood
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IRVINE, Calif. — Giddy Zillow executives announced in a Facebook post Tuesday morning that they were the proud owners of…
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House Show Sound Guy Has No Idea What He’s Doing There Either
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DULUTH, Minn. — Professional sound technician Greg Thornton released an exasperated and rambling statement confirming that he also doesn’t understand…
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Chrysler Announces New 2022 Line to Be Big as Whale, Ready to Set Sail
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AUBURN HILLS, Mi. — Major US automotive company Chrysler announced that its new 2022 line of vehicles were as big…
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Six Suburban Dads Trapped After Man Cave Collapses
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HOMEWOOD, Ill. — First responders are attempting to reach a group of fathers that became stuck when a local man-cave…
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Confused Groupie Sleeps with Dead Sound Guy
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SEATTLE — Local amateur groupie Sarah Pepper is reportedly horrified after accidentally sleeping with the deceased body lying behind a…
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Punk Makes Surprisingly Good Case for PT Cruiser as Counter-Culture
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EUGENE, Ore. — Local punk Randy “Dirty Randy” Lopez made a surprisingly well-thought-out and articulated case for the Chrysler PT…
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Jezebel Writer Can’t Wait to Ruin Succession For Everyone
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NEW YORK — Jezebel writer Cara Olson has reportedly been ‘methodical’ and ‘giddy’ in her attempt to find something problematic…
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