Chris Bowen
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I know that anytime you go to a metal show and focus in on the drummer pounding away on the…
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Doug Kolic
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SIERRA VISTA, Ariz. — The National Association of Bird Lovers (NABL) finally ended years of speculation and admitted that their…
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Paulo Patrocinio
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NEW YORK — Local Napalm Death fan Mark Dixon is reportedly feeling proud about the comment made by a woman…
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Patrick Coyne
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WASHINGTON — Average consumers are feeling the pinch both metaphorically and literally as rising gas prices have resulted in them…
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Dianne Nora
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ORLANDO — Krista Lane, a librarian, mother of three, and self-described “Star Warrior of the Resistance,” reportedly wasted her weekend…
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Char Byram
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NEW YORK — Percussion enthusiast Jeffery Saunders was disturbed to discover his new electronic drum kit let out sounds of…
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Giovanni Colantonio
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — A new study released by researchers at St. Joseph’s College has revealed that Hades players who are…
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Lauren Lavín
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — Local sandwich artist Allison Kim’s spacious, work-issued polo shirt did little to block a well-known customer’s intense,…
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Stephen Bell
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TRENTON, N.J. — Mafioso and “ordinary dry cleaners operator” Eugenio “Two-Bean Gene” Bianchi underwent an unexpected and surprising sexual awakening…
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Tom Peters
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BELLINGHAM, Wash. — A post to the popular classifieds website Craigslist advertising a couch for sale contained several barely-veiled references…
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