Domestic Abuser Charged with Impersonating Police Officer
BOISE, Idaho — Local piece of shit Jesse Schweitzer was charged with impersonating a police officer after assaulting his entrapped…
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Hardcore Drummer Kindly Asks Singer to Put Shirt Back on Since Being Shirtless Was Sort of His Thing First
BALTIMORE — Corey Cruz, drummer of hardcore band Maximum Output, reportedly told lead singer Devin Altman to please put his…
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Four Strangers From Craigslist Meet Up to Play Music Worse Than Anything They Ever Did Alone
AKRON, Ohio – A quartet of local musicians brought together through Craigslist with the hopes of starting a band wound…
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How I Became an Indie Darling Using Only Father’s Money and Industry Connections
Being in the independent music scene can be tough, especially when you’re considered an outsider among outsiders. Especially if the…
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Drummer Uncomfortable With Electronic Kit That Moans Pleasurably Each Time He Hits It
NEW YORK — Percussion enthusiast Jeffery Saunders was disturbed to discover his new electronic drum kit let out sounds of…
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Man Pours Beer on Himself Before Show to Get it Over With
PORTLAND — Local man Dave Hart decided to take the initiative and saturate himself with copious amounts of beer prior…
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