Kaitlyn Jeffers
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November 24, 2020
NAPA, Calif. — Local woman Amanda Perez believes that, for the first time in her life, she most likely has…
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John Danek
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November 24, 2020
There was once a man who dreamed of a more perfect humanity, a day when everyone would be considered equally…
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Kaitlyn Jeffers
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November 14, 2020
I am a devout, lifelong anarchist. I was marching for squatters rights when you were getting cut from your fucking…
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Dom Turek
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November 11, 2020
NEW YORK — Luxury sex toy manufacturer Bad Vibrations claims their latest dildo, which can’t maintain a full erection and…
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Patrick Coyne
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October 28, 2020
CARBONDALE, Ill. — Tired wife Ruby McDermott was reportedly “not in the mood” for sexual activity this evening, instead asking…
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Freelancer
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October 23, 2020
It’s not my job to educate you. It’s your job to stop being ignorant. I understand that it’s easier for…
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Nick Ortolani
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October 21, 2020
PLAINSVILLE, Iowa — Local virgin Andy Wardell grew concerned yesterday that his future sexual intercourse may resemble the acts described…
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James Webster
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October 14, 2020
SEATTLE — A passionate bout of intercourse between local couple Robert Levin and Andrea MacNeil was put on hold this…
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Dave Cross
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October 11, 2020
SACRAMENTO — Video game speedrunner Ashton Clemens insisted that a significant portion of his girlfriend’s orgasms were completed incorrectly, arguing…
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Daniel Menegaz
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October 11, 2020
SIMI VALLEY, Calif. — Up-and-coming male pornstar Dixon Nixon was seen online early Friday morning flashing a brand new flash…
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