John Danek
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PENSACOLA, Fla. — Snake trainer Trevor Bloch raises his anacondas and other snakes to not judge potential mates by physical…
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I understand why you did it. I’ve never been an easy person to buy gifts for. So why go to…
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Peter Woods
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HOPKINGTON, Mass. — Local creep Brad Hinton announced his plans to run a full marathon, moments after seeing a woman…
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James Knapp
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First of all, its name is Jeremy. And second, I don’t care if it can literally melt my skin while…
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Camden Brazile
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PITTSBURGH — A local bouncer at the popular nightclub Shotbar manned his post last night with the adamant mindset to…
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Graham Isador
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PHILADELPHIA — Local man Eddy Taylor showed his appreciation for a beautifully composed and tastefully shot nude photo of his…
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Dan Rice
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For kids, Halloween is all about candy. For parents, it’s an opportunity to show said children that Mommy and Daddy…
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Peter Woods
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EUGENE, Ore. — Local actuary Kelly Freeman reported that her recent breakup from noise musician Floyd Harrell has “completely ruined”…
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Patrick Crooks
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NEW YORK — Attendees of a dinner party hosted by Jon and James Adler were ignorant that the couple had…
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Patrick Crooks
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local man Clay Horton briefly paused fellating a complete stranger at a glory hole in an area…
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