Scott Waldman
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With the exception of Nas, Eminem, Jay-Z, and MC Hammer, “Weird Al” Yankovic is the best rapper of all time,…
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ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention director Rochelle Walensky released a new set of guidelines for St.…
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Peter Woods
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WASHINGTON — The United States Treasury announced they will introduce another round of ⅛” to ¼” adaptors into public circulation…
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Patrick Coyne
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SALISBURY, Md. — Jim Perdue, the reclusive and quirky chairman of Perdue Farms, hid five golden tickets to tour his…
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Dan Rice
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In 1976, Sidney Lumet’s “Network” set a new bar for satire in American film. It’s sharp-witted, hilarious critique of the…
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James Howe
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PINOLE, Calif. — Emergency Medical responders arrived at the site of a psychiatric distress call late Wednesday to find Sheriff's…
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Nick Ortolani
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WASHINGTON — Democratic members of the U.S. legislature announced today that, “Fuck it, we’re gonna lower the minimum wage,” following…
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James Knapp
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local 20-somethings Ashton Knoll and Kevin Stohl were approved yesterday for a second mortgage on their fiddle…
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Hard Drive Staff
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Today, satirical news website The Onion launched a new section, Onion Gamers Network, in a sick attempt to turn our…
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