Ted Pillow
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SAN FRANCISCO — 38-year-old father and successful business owner Vince Martinez is still, despite all sound logic and reason, nostalgic…
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Mark Roebuck
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CINCINNATI — A benefit show held last night for St. Therese’s Children's Hospital failed to raise any monetary funds to…
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Mike Moran
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LONDON — Legendary Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards is completely oblivious that he will soon embark on his final string…
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Anthony Kelly
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LOS ANGELES — 36-year-old skateboarder Rodney Sanders found himself in a great moral predicament yesterday when he sided with irate…
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Louie Aronowitz
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ARLINGTON, Va. — Local man Mark Sadler believed a meme he saw today was exactly the kind of thing his…
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Louie Aronowitz
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local man Dan Traver warned friends this morning that his roommate Will Fu’s tweeting of various Elliott…
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Bobby Korec
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NEW YORK — Struggling indie trio Sternum First adopted a French bulldog puppy yesterday, undergoing one final attempt to reconnect…
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Edward Bell
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DENVER — Local punk Zane Winslow Jr. claimed today that although he is named after his father and is familiar…
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Patrick Coyne
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WARRINGTON, Pa. — Local man Bryan Walsh is terrified and “jumping to insane conclusions” this morning after his father, commercial…
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Dom Turek
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DULUTH, Minn. — A new report released today in the New England Journal of Medicine claims that the feeling of…
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