Bobby Korec
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PATCHOGUE, N.Y. — Best Buy’s nationwide Black Friday sale reportedly includes huge discounts on labor with their employees being paid…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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SCHAUMBURG, Ill. — Twice divorced Uncle Mike Dilmer became outraged beyond comprehension due to the mere existence of Tofurky at…
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Robert John Scucci
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WEST HAVEN, Conn. — Local man Nick Gransby is doing surprisingly well for himself with a loving family and fulfilling…
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Nathan Kamal
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FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — Legendary rock band Weezer surprised audiences at this past weekend’s Ugly Sweater Festival when their set…
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Patrick Coyne
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HURSTBOURNE, Ky — Local technophile Dean Espinosa made yet another fucking pencil holder after needlessly blowing $10,000 on a 3D…
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Robert John Scucci
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SEATTLE — Newly engaged couple Daryl Stein and Hannah West are absolutely livid that their celebratory post got significantly less…
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Jus Kaplan
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BOSTON — Local landlord Viktor Lind used his precious time and resources to add a fresh coat of paint to…
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Ben Friedman
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OMAHA, Neb. — A longtime Walmart employee revealed that he is giving himself at least three or four more shifts…
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Jessica Carreiro
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IRVINE, Calif. — Giddy Zillow executives announced in a Facebook post Tuesday morning that they were the proud owners of…
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Zach Raffio
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ATLANTA — A terrified passenger aboard flight 1894 to Portland expressed slight relief today in noting that the creature on…
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