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Tim Graham • July 26, 2022

WASHINGTON — Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell reportedly spent the week in a luxurious DC hotel while the coffin he…

Jon Ruggiero • July 20, 2022

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Penn. — Local leftist, and amateur craftsman, Flint Cropwell admits to harboring a burning hatred for people who espouse…

Dan Rice • October 4, 2021

It’s the same routine every morning. I wake up, do some light stretches, and check to see that the people…

Ryan Fleishman • October 1, 2021

WASHINGTON — Congress signed a last-minute funding measure to narrowly avoid a government shutdown today after a crowd gathered on…

Nadia Sadri • September 15, 2021

BROWNSVILLE, Texas — Six-year-old Danny Crothers is reportedly continuing to discuss his future dreams with no regard to the fact…

Bobby Korec • September 11, 2021

HOLLYWOOD, Fla. — Former president and disgraced for-profit university owner Donald Trump revealed that he will commemorate the brave men…

Nathan Kamal • September 9, 2021

WASHINGTON — The White House has announced that Air Bud will lead talks with the Taliban because there’s nothing in…

Jay Wells L'Ecuyer • August 26, 2021

WASHINGTON — President Biden announced a rebranding of the “Middle East Peace Process” to “The War On War” in hopes…

Dianne Nora • August 19, 2021

WASHINGTON — Centrist Democrats across the country expressed relief at seeing President Joe Biden dehumanize refugees with more decorum than…

Dianne Nora • July 15, 2021

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A new study by Harvard University confirmed the best way to secure work is to remind the…

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