James Knapp
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I know how this scheme works, you liberal cucks. First you wanna take away my beloved machine guns, which I…
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Patrick Coyne
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SAN ANTONIO — Local punk Issah Rooney is taking advantage of Governor Abbott’s cruel and inhumane policy of busing migrants…
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Patrick Coyne
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BEATRICE, Neb. — Staunch conservative Todd Anderson vowed to limit his annual Disney World trips to slightly more than a…
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Tim Graham
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WASHINGTON — Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell reportedly spent the week in a luxurious DC hotel while the coffin he…
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Jon Ruggiero
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PUNXSUTAWNEY, Penn. — Local leftist, and amateur craftsman, Flint Cropwell admits to harboring a burning hatred for people who espouse…
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Dan Rice
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It’s the same routine every morning. I wake up, do some light stretches, and check to see that the people…
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Ryan Fleishman
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WASHINGTON — Congress signed a last-minute funding measure to narrowly avoid a government shutdown today after a crowd gathered on…
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Nadia Sadri
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BROWNSVILLE, Texas — Six-year-old Danny Crothers is reportedly continuing to discuss his future dreams with no regard to the fact…
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Bobby Korec
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HOLLYWOOD, Fla. — Former president and disgraced for-profit university owner Donald Trump revealed that he will commemorate the brave men…
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Nathan Kamal
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WASHINGTON — The White House has announced that Air Bud will lead talks with the Taliban because there’s nothing in…
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