John Danek
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WATERFORD TWP, Mich. — Presumed Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump’s campaign rallies are now limited to music by Ted Nugent,…
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Chris Bowen
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Last night, I was visited by a punk rock god by the name of Johnny Ramone. Well, not exactly visited…
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Chad Kubrak
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DES MOINES, Iowa — Republican hopefuls Ron DeSantis and Nikki Haley are expected to make slavery a big topic for…
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Tim Sheard
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WASHINGTON — Republican lawmakers today broke ground on a new memorial to not commemorate the insurrection riots that took place…
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Matt Husser
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NEW YORK — Centrist supervillain Devin “The Devil’s Advocater” Jameston gave an impassioned monologue today revealing his plan for global…
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Wilson Conkwright
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida Governor and Republican Presidential Candidate, Ron DeSantis, promised that, if elected, he would change the fifty…
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Dan Rice
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Few television shows have remained relevant in our cultural lexicon for as long as Rod Serling's "The Twilight Zone." Employing…
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Freelancer
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WASHINGTON — Speaker of the House Mike Johnson is reportedly getting really into online porn in an effort to relieve…
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Five Republican presidential hopefuls with absolutely no chance of winning their party's nomination took to the stage last night in…
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Ryan Dondero
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LAS VEGAS — Former Vice President Mike Pence dropped out of the 2024 presidential race Saturday after grazing a door…
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