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Pre-Ordered LP Arrives in Record Time of 5 Months After Release Date

Chris Bowen • December 9, 2024

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — Local record collector Sarah Rodriguez is elated that an LP she ordered a year in advance arrived…

Study Reveals Rare Record You Wanted Was Indeed In Bin You Left Store Before Checking

Joe Rumrill • October 10, 2024

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Breaking university-level research revealed the unpleasant truth that the sought-after record you’ve been looking for your…

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Newly Declared Audiophile Exclusively Listens To Vinyl Since Ex Took Him Off Spotify Premium Plan

Joe Rumrill • September 30, 2024

ANAHEIM, Calif. — Local deadbeat Griffin Carson adopted the stance of vinyl-only “audiophile” coinciding with his ex-girlfriend’s understandable decision to…

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Local Record Shop’s Going Out of Business Sale Precedes Grand Opening

James Knapp • April 11, 2024

WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Independent record shop Columbia Flophouse somberly announced the business’s going-out-of-business sale nearly two full weeks before…

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Limited Edition $200 Red and Gold Swirl “Jane Doe” Record Played on $29 Amazon Turntable

Matt McInerney • March 6, 2024

SOMERVILLE, Mass. — Local man Malcolm Evans recently purchased a limited edition $200 red and gold swirl copy of “Jane…

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Used Record Store Rejects Stack of LPs From Cookie Monster With Suspicious Bite Shapes in Them

Joe Rumrill • February 3, 2024

SESAME STREET — The owner of used record store Mono Mono (Doot-Doo DooDooDoo) rejected a large clutch of records from…

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Customer Wants Refund After Local Record Store Owner Didn’t Compliment Any of Her Picks

Danielle Chelosky • December 14, 2023

PORTLAND, Ore. — Local record collector Eliza Vernon reported being distraught and is demanding a refund after the owner of…

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Record Shop Releases Attack Dogs Whenever Customer Looks Up Discogs Prices In Store

Chris Bowen • March 25, 2023

PITTSBURGH — Owner of the Sound Spynners record shop Dale Randly once again released a pack of vicious dogs on…

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Worker Who Dropped Lunch at Pressing Plant Inadvertently Creates Limited Edition Egg Salad-Swirl Vinyl Variant

Chris Bowen • February 26, 2023

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Local vinyl pressing plant employee John Rolland pressed a limited-edition “egg salad vinyl” version of Last Ritual’s…

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Punk Audiophile Spends $2,000 on Turntable to Listen to Album Recorded on Beer Soaked 4-Track in Basement

Dave McNamara • July 2, 2022

SOMERVILLE, Mass. — Graphic Designer Terry Spinoza recently spent nearly two thousand dollars on an Audio Perfektion turntable in order…

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