Tim Graham
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April 24, 2023
WASHINGTON — Ousted Fox News personality Tucker Carlson is looking for a new gig which would allow more freedom for…
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Nathan Kamal
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December 8, 2022
Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year, all the world over! Though America undeniably has the best version…
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Noah Leavy
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November 8, 2022
BOULDER, Colo. — Local white man Jacob Foley spent over twenty minutes deciding which hot sauce purchase would best reflect…
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Krissy Howard
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September 1, 2022
BURLINGTON, Vt. — Local white woman Donna Phelps helpfully reminded her biracial friend Mariah Dominguez that they are, in fact,…
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Ben Friedman
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August 15, 2022
FORT MEYERS, Fla. — Conservative advocacy group Bring Back America’s Heroes petitioned Marvel to update their roster of heroes with…
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Chris Bowen
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August 5, 2022
AUSTIN, Texas — Pantera announced their upcoming reunion tour will feature a hologram version of Confederate president Jefferson Davis emceeing…
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Krissy Howard
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June 12, 2022
These days, it seems like racism is at the forefront of everything, mostly thanks to former President Donald Trump, and…
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John Danek
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October 2, 2021
Mr. James Bartnik isn’t your average enforcer of the law in Toledo, Ohio. He does his job without a gun…
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Ryan Danley
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July 25, 2021
DALLAS — Legendary ass-kicking institution The School Of Hard Knocks celebrated yet another graduating class of macho, non-PC, bootstrap puller-uppers…
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Nathan Kamal
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July 24, 2021
WASHINGTON — United States Capitol building ghost, Josiah H. Hubbard, confirmed that he feels a cold chill through his very…
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