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Scabby • January 3, 2019

Dear Scabby: My local punk venue™ just put up a sign that says “Girls Welcome.” Does this mean that I…

Dom Turek • January 2, 2019

PORTLAND, Ore. — A group of Ouija board players were visited by a punk member of the ether last night,…

Louie Aronowitz • January 1, 2019

PHOENIX — Local woman Sam Werst determined yesterday that the Japanese film with English subtitles “The Son” is simply too…

Peter Woods • January 1, 2019

MILWAUKEE — 32-year-old punk Omar Neihoff made a New Year’s resolution last night to attend at least one show before…

Andy Holt • December 31, 2018

CHICAGO — Local small-batch chocolate maker Wayne Barnes, concerned that Detroit will complete an economic recovery before he can relocate…

Mark Roebuck • December 31, 2018

EL PASO, Texas — Baby New Year, the mythical personification of hope and change, was detained at the Mexican/American border…

Tom Scheve • December 30, 2018

OMAHA, Neb. — Newly hired sound guy David Murphy was “not about to take fucking notes from some bullshit guitarist”…

Josh Jurk • December 29, 2018

NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — A trash can located on the corner of Church and Spring St. gained sentience late last…

Mark Roebuck • December 28, 2018

DAYTON, Ohio — The drummer of local punk band Vulture Attack took a “confusingly inappropriate” amount of time last night…

Travis Flack • December 27, 2018

SAN ANTONIO — Local concertgoer Tim Flinanski is two tandem stage dives away from certification for solo dives in accordance…

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