Jordan Breeding
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CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Local guitarist Joel Svensson admitted yesterday that he bought the recently released JHS OrcGrinder pedal primarily based…
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Patrick Crooks
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RICHMOND, Ind. — Depressed man Mike Calkins’s cries for help yesterday were laughed off again by friends and colleagues, due…
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The Hard Times Staff
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WASHINGTON — Legendary frontman and Airbnb Superhost Ian Mackaye was confused last week when a couple renting a room in…
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John Danek
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NEW YORK — Popular photoblog “Humans of New York” announced in an emotional press conference today that they have finally…
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Rick Homuth
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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Local ex-boyfriend Clyde Satler caught his luckiest break since his separation from his former girlfriend yesterday, realizing…
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John Danek
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ST. LOUIS — Folk-punk musician and all-around vagabond Ross Smithton asked you yesterday to pick him up from the Alton…
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Edgar Towner
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BEIJING — Chinese punks were astonished today after their government officially repealed the long-standing policy of penalizing citizens who play…
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Dillon Magrann-Wells
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SYLMAR, Calif. — Local tax consultant Brian Weldon signed up for a beginner-level mixed martial arts class last week to…
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Dan Kozuh
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BOSTON — Longtime fans of local hardcore band Turkey Neck report 30-year-old frontman Ryan Walsh is leaving his shirt on…
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Patrick Crooks
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NORTHAMPTON, Mass. — Aspiring influencer Joey Partouzi abandoned a much-hyped DIY project in record time yesterday after facing a small…
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