Amir Adan
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BURBANK, Calif. — Disney executives have come under fire for shocking statements made last night by animated television star Doc…
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James Webster
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ALBANY, N.Y. — Roommates Jonah Gray and Nic Shore have become fast friends under New York State’s PAUSE order by…
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James Webster
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LOS ANGELES — Local metalhead Rob Kurtz was reportedly called out at the grocery store yesterday for converting an old…
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Ryan Danley
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LINCOLN, Neb. — Local stoner Dan “Stems” Thompson overcame the crushing despair of social isolation today by attempting to create…
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Kevin Tit
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NEWPORT, Ky. — Notable stoner and “flat earth” conspiracy theorist John Hays has been playing the same Sleep album continuously…
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Kyle Stanley
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MINAS TIRITH — The White Council of the Wise issued a decree today that all fellowships in Middle Earth shall…
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John Danek
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WASHINGTON — Calvin, the co-star of the influential newspaper comic strip “Calvin & Hobbes,” was arrested today in conjunction with…
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Louie Aronowitz
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NEW YORK — The startup company Punk Blue Apron is enjoying a surge in popularity, thanks to their monthly subscription…
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Lana Schwartz
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LOS ANGELES — Multiple exes of musician Fiona Apple coincidentally texted her at the same time yesterday for no real…
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Ted Pillow
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ALLENTOWN, Pa. — Quarantined father Chris Denny is struggling with his son’s 33-piece jigsaw puzzle after drinking almost an entire…
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