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WASHINGTON — President Barack Obama stunned the nation today by promising to pardon all edge breakers before leaving office in January 2017. “I know this…
MIAMI — Proto-punk legend Iggy Pop held a press conference early this morning to announce he is “too old to keep going by ‘Iggy,’” asking…
BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — Local frontman Mike Croft delayed his families Thanksgiving dinner with a 20-minute shoutout to “everyone and everything he’s thankful for,” irritated guests confirmed.…
BUFFALO, N.Y. — Cupcake, a popular local dog, upstaged touring hardcore band Strong Reaction by captivating the audience with his adorable antics during a basement show…
MADISON, Wis. — Patrons of the local Brew Pillow coffee shop grew uneasy Thursday evening after a series of increasingly uncomfortable events outed performing singer/songwriter…
RESEDA, Calif. — Tom Morello, guitarist and founding member of iconic rap/rock band Rage Against the Machine, confirmed once and for all that the titular…
WASHINGTON — Eager to get back into the good graces of President-elect Donald J. Trump, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie spent the day combing the…
NEWTON, Mass. — Local man Eric Barbier removed his Anal Cunt t-shirt from his dresser and carefully rolled a lint brush over it in preparation for…
FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. — Writer and self-publisher Moses Friedman stunned the independent literature community late last night by announcing he would release one “very” limited edition…
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — As the U.S. comes to terms with a Trump presidency, local woman Valerie Stevens discovered a silver lining amongst the doom and…
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — Newlyweds Brian and Susan Moore returned from their honeymoon late last week to find their wedding mix CD skewered by Pitchfork, earning a…
WASHINGTON — Donald Trump’s 60 Minutes interview with Lesley Stahl was supposed to calm the nation. Instead, many staunch supporters of the President-elect feel he…
LOS ANGELES — Representatives of the greater music industry, which had been actively seeking potential employees since the 1890s, announced at a press conference this…
LANSING, Mich. – Following the surprise election of Donald Trump, local woman Roberta Edwards reports her emotions have vacillated between depression and fear for her…