Dan Vanderpool
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February 27, 2021
OAKLAND, Calif. — The local Oakland hardcore scene announced today that it will collectively convert to being a heavily tattooed…
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Cory Cousins
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February 26, 2021
PAWTUCKET, R.I. — Conservative pundits outraged by Hasbro’s announcement that Mr. Potato Head would become gender-neutral immediately created petitions to…
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Erin McLaughlin
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February 26, 2021
DULUTH, Minn. — Local determined man Chris Vazquez went overboard Tuesday evening when he ate an entire bag of Lay’s…
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Dicky Stock
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February 26, 2021
NORWOOD, Mass. — Older brother Jack Durso bought the new NOFX CD “Single Album” yesterday, which he plans to keep…
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Stephen Bell
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February 25, 2021
OVIEDO, Fla.— Local emotional support dog Reggie is under fire today for acting as more of an enabler for his…
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Patrick Crooks
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February 25, 2021
WASHINGTON — Independent venue owner Joe Englert panicked early yesterday morning after realizing he’s left sound guy Jake Montgomery locked…
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Patrick Coyne
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February 24, 2021
WARRINGTON, Pa. — Local man and guy who “maybe enjoys an occasional drink, no big deal” Dennis Walsh realized yesterday…
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Rose Vineshank
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February 24, 2021
BALTIMORE — Local parents Mark and Susan Finkleburg skillfully avoided an emotional conversation with their child Mark Jr. last week…
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The Hard Times Staff
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February 23, 2021
OAKLAND, Calif. — Local singer-songwriter Vince Valdez is less than a dozen woke Tweets away from eclipsing the massive amount…
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Taylor Roebuck
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February 23, 2021
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local 30-year-old and former band girlfriend Jenna Nuccio was delighted to realize yesterday that she’s finally aged…
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