LOS ANGELES — Tensions remain high in downtown Los Angeles today after the discovery that a party bike was rigged to explode the moment its…
DETROIT — Striking GM auto workers politely rejected yesterday folk singer Joe Nash’s offer to play inspiring, Americana labor ballads as a sign of solidarity.…
TEMPE, Ariz. — Local idiot Eli Burkhardt made a fool of himself today by accidentally cutting off his jeans vertically, leaving the back of his…
DUNWOODY, Ga. — Recently dumped dirtbag Jimmy Crocetta is allegedly hoping his ex-girlfriend Christina Jindra will want to still remain friends, send him nudes, and…
NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — A man wearing a faded, several-years-old novelty Labatt Blue hockey jersey at an all-ages show last week marked the unofficial end…
MILWAUKEE — Up-and-coming psychedelic blues band Sharp Shave, made up entirely of human-sized, anthropomorphic sideburns, drew dozens of Wisconsinites to a small Milwaukee club last…
Dude, you KILLED it last night. And by ‘it,’ I don’t mean all those overly complicated solos and riffs you attempted on stage. I am…
LOS ANGELES — Father Michael Kelly of St. Mark’s Parish asked Dave Grohl yesterday to stop beginning his confessional by screaming, “I have a confession…
MENLO PARK, Calif. — The latest update to Facebook’s algorithm will reorganize users’ news feeds to show more posts from the advertisers nearest to their…
EUGENE, Ore. — A pack of Hard Times books has been “loafing around, stirring up trouble” outside the Valley River Barnes & Noble since early…
I knew the risk when I bought tickets to see MF DOOM live. I heard all the stories of the enigmatic rapper sending other people…
GREENVILLE, Vt. — Lifelong Greenville resident Jordan Mateusz struggled to recall yesterday which of the many tragedies that befell his hometown prompted the creation of…
LINCOLN, Neb. — Bartender Dana Lin accidentally left her music playing last night over the PA at a local punk show during the opener’s set,…
LAWRENCE, Mass. — Local woman Sasha Carter discovered yesterday that she was the subject of a breakup song written by a man whom she casually…
PHILADELPHIA — Pennsylvania punk act The Menzingers are reportedly hard at work on a new song after seeing their close friend Josie Glynn smoke a…