Every Devo Album Ranked
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I genuinely don’t think I’m being hyperbolic when I say: if you disagree that Devo is one of the greatest…
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Aging Millennial Just Going to Have Quiet St. Patrick’s Day Getting Shitfaced at Home
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NEWTON, Mass. — Local man Jim Conelly announced today that due to aging out of the St. Patrick’s Day bar…
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Irish Pub Doesn’t Have Dropkick Murphys, Wonders If Flogging Molly Is Okay
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BOSTON — Local pub O'Keeffe's is reportedly asking patrons if they are ok with consuming Flogging Molly after they lost…
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Nicole Kidman Video About Importance of Scene Unity to Run Before Hardcore Shows
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PENSACOLA, Fla. — A group of show promoters commissioned Nicole Kidman to appear in a video similar to her infamous…
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Horror Movie About Isolated Cabin Ruined by Verizon’s Unrivaled Cell Coverage
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LOS ANGELES — Netflix horror “Under the Floorboards” features a fully accurate depiction of Verizon’s industry-leading cell service, totally undercutting…
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Review: Death Cab for Cutie “Asphalt Meadows”
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Proto-emo indie rock group Death Cab for Cutie has been in the back pocket of sad kids across the world…
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Blood Transfusion Goes Terribly Wrong After Nurses Take Type O Negative Tattoo Literally
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NEW YORK — The medical staff at New York Presbyterian Hospital are facing allegations of medical malpractice after a botched…
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Mia Goth Placed Slightly Offstage at Oscars to Scream at Award Winners Who Go Over Time
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LOS ANGELES — The 95th Academy Awards is expected to feature intimidating English actress Mia Goth slightly offstage and ready…
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Oscars Attempt to Engage Younger Audience by Giving Lifetime Achievement Award to Timothée Chalamet
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LOS ANGELES — The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced that 27-year-old Timothée Chalamet will be honored with…
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Warm Hoodie Out Of Dryer Doing Its Best As Stand-In for Human Contact
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CHICAGO – Lonely woman Autumn Jones-Blackburn was reportedly trying to simulate human contact as she pulled her old hoodie out…
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