Jeremy Kaplowitz
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March 27, 2018
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump surprised Americans today by replacing Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders with the talking owl who…
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Chuck Kowalski
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February 27, 2018
BUFFALO, N.Y. — Crust-punk presidential candidate Leo “Swamp” Marsh revealed plans today to slash employment opportunities during an impassioned campaign…
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Kyle Erf
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December 20, 2017
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump lashed out today during an early morning Tweet storm, panning left-leaning media outlets across the…
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Nicholai Roscoe
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December 15, 2017
WASHINGTON — A report released today by a government efficiency watchdog group offered conclusive proof of “absolutely no collusion” between…
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Dicky Stock
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November 17, 2017
WASHINGTON — A leaked recording of President Trump suggesting using military force on North Korea “like a bitch” was released…
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Tom Fuller
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October 2, 2017
NEW YORK — Andrew “W.K.” Wilkes-Krier will run for the U.S. presidency in 2020 as a representative of all parties,…
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Doug Francisco
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August 24, 2017
BELLEVUE, Wash. -- Video game developer Rare have announced a new project in partnership with the White House to build…
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Patrick Coyne
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July 31, 2017
WASHINGTON — Newly hired White House Communications Director Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci was fired by President Trump today, after only…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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July 29, 2017
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump blocked the New York Times on Twitter at 4:30 a.m. this morning after hitting his…
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Brett McCabe
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June 12, 2017
WASHINGTON — President Trump signed a new executive order earlier today, banning Foreigner from the United States, White House sources…
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