Bobby Korec
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LOS ANGELES — Inclusive frat guy Dylan Sargosta bravely drew both vaginas and penises on passed out freshmen during Friday…
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Mark Bouchard
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Hey dude, turn that shit off, put on that last Racetraitor record and get everyone to gather round. Why? Check…
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Malcolm Whitfield
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ST. LOUIS — Time stood still today for local man Hayden Reed, who publicly identified as a “Democratic Socialist” and…
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Dillon Magrann-Wells
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YOUR FRIEND’S LIVING ROOM — Multiple sources at the party you’re currently attending confirmed that it would be “totally weird”…
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John Danek
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SAN DIEGO — Drummer and quiet introvert Don Scarpelli acted strangely on Saturday night after entering the blacklight-filled basement of…
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Patrick Coyne
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TRENTON, N.J. — New mailroom employee Cole Horrigan surprised his coworkers at Tremont Auto Insurance Thursday night when he wrapped…
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Freelancer
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SYDNEY — Acclaimed film composer Hans Zimmer shocked audience members at the Sydney Opera House last night when he appeared…
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Patrick Crooks
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PITTSBURGH — Local man Kevin Cole and his friends failed again moments ago attempting to sneak a keg into a…
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Dan Rice
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LOS ANGELES — Tensions remain high in downtown Los Angeles today after the discovery that a party bike was rigged…
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Patrick Coyne
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SAINT PAUL, Minn. — Local man and “Mr. Fucking Big Shot” Dan Paulson was allegedly acting last night “like his…
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