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Charles Bill • September 4, 2024

PORTLAND, Ore. — A local couple’s hike was put on hold after a really neat stick was found on the…

Chris Bratton • July 21, 2022

“Always be prepared” is the motto of the Boy Scouts, I think. While recently camping I deluded myself that I…

James Knapp • March 15, 2022

I’ve always been the outdoorsy type. There’s nothing I love more than wrapping myself in a dirty flannel and striking…

James Knapp • March 15, 2022

I’ve always been the outdoorsy type. There’s nothing I love more than wrapping myself in a dirty flannel and striking…

Ian Yamamoto • July 26, 2021

ASTORIA, Ore. — Beginner survivalist Ethan Foster quickly forgot which of the two bodily wastes was sterile, piss or shit,…

Bobby Korec • July 15, 2021

SEATTLE — Local homebody Jenny Wellmeyer experienced generalized anxiety due to the overwhelming pressure to go do something outside while…

Vince Ratti • July 13, 2021

Charcuterie boards have certainly had a surge in popularity lately, and it’s easy to see why! The mouthwatering variety of…

The Hard Times Staff • June 15, 2021

CARVER, Mass. — Local metalhead Tyler Kearns admitted that the replica Viking sword he brought on his camping trip might…

Michael Luis • May 29, 2021

MADISON, Wis. — 14-year-old nu metal fan and novice Boy Scout Calvin Nelson is reportedly only interested in learning about…

Julia Zhen • May 18, 2021

SEATTLE — Local Chacos-wearing woman Stevie Saintclaire recently found love with Tevas fanatic Zak Richards as the two bonded over…