Hey, thanks for coming over. Are you enjoying the music? You can put on whatever you want, you know? Can I fix you another piña…
Like most Americans, I make all my bedding purchases based on my firmly held political beliefs. My bed frame is crafted from eco-friendly, sustainably sourced…
As vaccines against the Covid-19 virus begin distribution one can’t help but have a sense of optimism as the future approaches. Soon people who aren’t…
There have been many famous record producers that have left their mark on pop music. But if you were to place a loaded gun to…
Let’s go places, with our faith. Was it not Christ’s anger at the money changers during the cleansing of the temple that inspired the very…
Alright shithead, listen up. I put on my little song and dance about how much I like your band’s new single. I gushed about it…
Marcy Playground, Harvey Danger, the Beatles. There are so many types of “wonders” in the music industry, but at the end of the day they…
Lately, there has been a lot of buzz about Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell somehow resembling a turtle. I personally have trouble comparing the two…
Some people say a dog is a man’s best friend, but with a little maneuvering and a stolen prescription pad, a dog can also be…
Fellow citizens, let me ask you a question: how many bananas do you have in your possession right now? Do you feel that you have…
Welly welly well I’ve just come from Tussy the butcher with a bindle. Nearly ways a stone when coupled with the parcel of figs and…
Everything this simple man’s ever needed in life can be found at my local Walmart. Hell, even if I were fancier I’d still get all…
If you are reading this right now and your name is Yolanda Saldívar… FUCK. YOU. You literally MURDERED beloved singer/songwriter/spokesperson/businesswoman/ model/actress/fashion designer, Selena Quintanilla-Pérez! Not…
We have had fun tonight with our festivities and frivolities and, while your proposition to keep this night going is tempting, I believe now is…
The debate over whether or not “Die Hard” is a Christmas movie has escalated over the last few holiday seasons and after years of analysis…