Tag: opinion

If This Bar Didn’t Want To Hear Six Hours of Ska, They Shouldn’t Have an Outlet Near the Jukebox Where I Plugged in My Own Speaker

Zach Raffio • January 19, 2022

We all make mistakes. No matter how large or small, in most situations, they can be forgiven. The factor that…

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But I Swim So Much Better When I Have Active Diarrhea

Andrew Battat • January 13, 2022

The greatest innovations in the world are seldom gradual. They surprise us. Even shock us. Well, I harnessed the power…

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Opinion: Fuck You – Guest Column by B Chord

Cathy Herbert • January 7, 2022

So you think you're ready to take your guitar skills to the next level? You've mastered Earth Angel and Free…

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If Abraham Lincoln Were Here Today, He’d Be Totally Unfuckable by Modern Standards

Nathan Kamal • January 7, 2022

The world is changing, and with that change, society is reevaluating historical figures in a new light. Now, we all…

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If You’re Going to Talk Shit About Me at Least Have the Decency To Do It Behind My Back Like a Coward

Kevin Tit • December 28, 2021

First things fucking first. Who the hell do you think you are talking to? Airing your grievances about me straight…

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Our Favorite Albums of 2021 to Listen to on the Bus to Avoid Talking to This Guy Who Really Wants to Talk To Us

The Hard Times Staff • December 28, 2021

The end of the year is a great time to reflect on all that’s happened in the last 12 months,…

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“A Christmas Story” Is Actually a Movie About a Hostage Situation at Nakatomi Tower in Los Angeles

Tony Morse • December 21, 2021

It’s that time of year when film lovers get a little out of control with their seasonal cheer. You know…

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Opinion: No Fucking Way The My Chemical Romance Singer’s Father Said All That Shit to Him at A Parade

Stephen Bell • December 17, 2021

Does the My Chemical Romance singer think I'm stupid? He clearly must think I'm a big fucking joke if he…

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Plus-size Mannequins Are Just Part of the Liberal Agenda To Get Me Hard at the Mall

Michael Gursky • December 7, 2021

I am constantly thinking about what sort of outlandishness the liberals will force upon us next. What else will their…

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Opinion: If I Got Pulled Over Right Now I’m Pretty Sure I Could Sex My Way Out of It

James Knapp • November 30, 2021

Okay, let’s just access the situation here. I’ve had thirty beers, I do not know where my license is, this…

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