Mirinda Moriarty
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Listen up, buttercup. I am a firm believer in the principles of God, country, and family. In that order. So…
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Eric Navarro
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Let me get this straight. You wanna come to my country and tell me and my folk how to live…
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Zack Zwiezen
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DENVER — After exhausting all other leads and possible suspects, stumped Colorado law enforcement officials turned to the famous football…
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Chris Nakis
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WASHINGTON — Representatives for the popular NFL team based in Washington, D.C. claimed today that they only used their long-standing…
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Ted Pillow
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WASHINGTON — XFL players from the Seattle Dragons and DC Defenders kneeling during the National Anthem at the league’s inaugural…
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Tom Peters
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If you’re like me, the Super Bowl is the only football game you’ll watch all year. Maybe a coworker invited…
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Mark Roebuck
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MIAMI GARDENS, Fla. — A group of analysts have simulated this year’s Super Bowl using NFL Blitz for the Nintendo…
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Patrick Coyne
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URBANA, Ill. — Critically-acclaimed emo band American Football was fooled again this week by an early September spike in online…
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ATLANTA — New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick will set yet another NFL record during the halftime show at…
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Mark Roebuck
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OWOSSO, Mich. — A local Goodwill store has began taking pre-orders on an upcoming donation that includes an inordinate amount…
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