Zac Lux
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January 10, 2021
BROOKLYN — Local stoner metalhead Graham Wyatt overslept this morning after a night of drinking and weed smoking, which caused…
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John Danek
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January 9, 2021
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Smith & Smith Real Estate property photographer Joshua Abernathy regularly receives workplace criticism for his unhelpful…
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Dan Kozuh
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December 20, 2020
There are approximately 135 screen versions of Charles Dickens’ apocryphal tale of ego reversal "A Christmas Carol" from Scrooge McDuck,…
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John Danek
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December 10, 2020
SAN DIEGO — An acquaintance from high school was wondering today if you’d be interested in a really cool opportunity…
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Shea Strauss
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December 6, 2020
Those of us who straddle the line between punk and poser have a difficult time finding a place within the…
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John Danek
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November 28, 2020
BALTIMORE — Influential powerviolence band ElevenTimesElevenCrimes announced today that expensive car repairs, alimony payments, and a misguided Playstation 4 purchase…
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Parker Newman
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November 19, 2020
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local man Charlie Miller made the bold decision today to only listen to canceled bands on Spotify…
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Bobby Korec
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November 17, 2020
SEATTLE — Conveniently opportunistic “cash only” bar Zoo Tavern allegedly also has an abnormally high $7 ATM fee, patrons who…
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John Danek
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November 14, 2020
DAYTON, Ohio — Local guitarist Max Gordon’s revealed today that her attempt to sell her old guitar amplifier has already…
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Ramona Apthorp
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October 25, 2020
NEW YORK — Spotify CEO Daniel Ek reportedly won .0005% custody of his children in a landmark hearing yesterday, according…
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