Believe it or not, I used to be really pathetic. I used to be the guy who was routinely borrowing money from his parents, friends,…
Jeff Rosenstock has been releasing free music under his name, Bomb the Music Industry!, Antarctigo Vespucci, and many more for more than a decade. For…
THE INTERNET — A Facebook friend of yours, whom you vaguely recall from high school, couldn’t be more excited to share an exciting, not-at-all predatory…
If you want the truth, you need to go out there and find it. You need claw your way to the very top. You follow…
BERLIN — Skeptical parents everywhere were vindicated last week when slow growth and staff cuts at international music startup SoundCloud proved that even well-funded tech…
PHILADELPHIA — Local punk band Eleanor Rugby are now able to perform spin attacks and wear upgraded armor following a show in which they were…
CLEVELAND — Touring roadie Russ Little made $40 last night simply by standing near the entrance of a free show held at local venue The…
BELLINGHAM, Wash. — A show last night at the 16th Street punk house, known locally as the Rock Rez, raised nearly enough funds to cover…
ORLANDO, Fla. — Part-time Arby’s fry cook Marty Pitts recently asked coworker Clint Kettering if fronting local metal band Intoxicunt is as lucrative as Pitts…
AUSTIN, Texas — Singer-songwriter Ryan Adams operated a pedicab during the annual SXSW festival in order to make his trip to Austin profitable, according to…
OK, so this is probably the saddest that a human being can feel. Just last night, Rubin, my dog of 14 years, passed away. Very…
LAS VEGAS — Veteran touring punk band The Indecents faced an uncomfortable choice yesterday when a Las Vegas casino mogul offered the band $1 million…
After acquiring the UFC for an astounding 4.2 billion dollars, the company’s new owners have started bringing lunch from home, a move which the executives at…
NASHUA, N.H. — Despite living a straight edge lifestyle devoid of alcohol, drugs and promiscuous sex, Wayne Hill, frontman of local hardcore band Desperation Attempt,…
TORONTO – Post-punk outfit Fly Mordecai was ecstatic to learn that, after crunching the numbers from their recent tour, the entire outing cost them a…