Dan Kozuh
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PITTSBURGH — Local man Samuel Burke was reportedly unsure when to name drop heavy metal band Sepultura to the tow…
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Justin Lentz
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OSLO, Norway — Local guitarist Evan “Blood Vacuum” Brulend upset his bandmates yesterday when a filtering mishap revealed his corpse…
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CHICAGO — Levi Tanaka, bassist and lead vocalist of technical death metal band Rodeus, issued an apology today via Facebook…
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NEW YORK — Dr. Mark Miller turned down a homemade mask today that could help protect him from COVID-19 after…
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Henrik Persson
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ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention introduced new guidelines today to help quell the spread of COVID-19…
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WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD It’s not very often we get such a cataclysmic symbiosis of metal and tomfoolery in one…
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Bobby Korec
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LOS ANGELES — Local metalhead Layne Medema spoke with a representative from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention hotline…
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Noah Leavy
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OSLO, Norway — Local black metal frontman “Iscariot” allegedly saw nothing but his own shallow reflection in a Rorschach test…
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Dan Kozuh
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CLEVELAND — Alleged metal band Gore God are under scrutiny from the worldwide heavy metal community today after it was…
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Tim Sheard
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OSLO, Norway — The brand new, all-black metal streaming platform “Corpsify +” is responsible for the brutal deaths of eight…
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