LONDON — A serial killer targeting merch guys allegedly murdered another victim at a show last night, continuing a month-long…
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You have got to be fucking kidding me. I’ve been jamming with a few friends lately and it’s been getting…
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CHANHASSEN, Minn. — Technical difficulties with the ska section of online retailer Rockabilia’s website have gone unnoticed for the third…
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SKULL MOUNTAIN — The dreaded dragon Pwaun, bringer of fire and pain, was awoken from slumber yesterday upon his hoarded…
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Jason VanSlycke
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LAS VEGAS — U.S. Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders could not take the debate stage until he found someone to take…
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Dan Rice
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Hi. You don’t know me, but perhaps you have noticed me, as I have noticed you. Frankly in a scene…
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Ted Pillow
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TOPEKA, Kan. — Local punk Ryan Brewer was doomed Thursday night to wander the earth as a merch guy until…
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Brian Polk
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FORT COLLINS, Colo. — Tortured Metaphor merch guy and badass road-warrior Todd Sanderson was quite clear last night that he…
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John Dixon
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CHAPEL HILL, N.C. — Detroit hardcore band Strength of Olympus implemented a new space and cost-saving measure during their most…
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Mark Roebuck
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SAN DIEGO — Local punk Chris Abernathy regretted his impulse decision to buy merch last night, wishing he waited until…
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