Matt Husser
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HOUSTON — Conspiracy theorist Giovanni Holland took to YouTube today to reveal a new theory alleging Neil Armstrong faked his…
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Patrick Coyne
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FORT WORTH, Texas — Local masturbator James Matheson was overheard thoughtfully whispering to himself a historical poem about Alexander the…
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Chris Bowen
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QUEBEC — Local scofflaw Donald Ross was seen spanking it outside of Fantasy World, which clearly has a designated area…
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Patrick Coyne
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MESA, Ariz. — Over-indulgent guitarist Marky Pritchard was careful to make sure none of his roommates were home before he…
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Graham Isador
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PHILADELPHIA — Local man Eddy Taylor showed his appreciation for a beautifully composed and tastefully shot nude photo of his…
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Josh Klasco
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So I guess we're not knocking anymore? Alright, so you caught me whacking it. You can stop freaking out. Let’s…
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Ian Yamamoto
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LOS ANGELES — Local man Hugh Bellamy’s self care practice was revealed to be one of the more disgusting things…
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Peter Woods
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The journey I took to finally feeling happy when I’m completely alone started with a simple problem: whenever I was…
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Rebecca Acevedo
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Of the 178 reality shows MTV released between 2002-2005, none of them quite popularized using a blacklight to look for…
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Kaitlin Crow
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Working from home is hard. Really hard. Day in and day out I would stare at my Excel spreadsheets for…
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