mars Archives - HARDTIMES

John Danek • March 3, 2023

The Hard Times has made more than a few jokes about The Mars Volta over the years. But you only…

Chris Jones • July 7, 2021

HOUSTON — Scientists at NASA monitoring the Perseverance Rover made a startling discovery today when it sent back photos of…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • March 27, 2021

AUSTIN, Texas — Wiping tears from his eyes at a recent press conference, SpaceX CEO Elon Musk revealed that the…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • February 22, 2021

WASHINGTON — Following the successful landing of the rover Perseverance onto the surface of Mars, NASA has launched a probe…

Andy Holt • February 19, 2021

PASADENA, Calif. — Mars rover Perseverance has already been filled to the brim with ferrite dust, engineers announced this morning.…

Mark Roebuck • February 18, 2021

WASHINGTON — NASA’s Perseverance rover has landed on Mars and reportedly discovered no new information about Nintendo’s upcoming video game,…

Justin Cox • September 3, 2018

NEW YORK — Renowned astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson publicly challenged the science behind the name of rock band 30 Seconds…

Myles Badger • July 31, 2018

WASHINGTON — NASA announced on Wednesday that a 12-mile-wide underground lake has been detected near the Martian south pole, leading…

Steven Kowalski • December 11, 2016

CHICAGO -- Prominent crust-futurist Mark “Musky” Long gave a brief press conference today to promise a crust punk will squat on…

Mark Turner • November 23, 2016

In recent years NASA have made executing the first ever manned mission to Mars their highest priority. But with the…