Shea Strauss
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December 19, 2020
WILMINGTON, N.C. — Hallmark Channel’s signature Christmas-themed romance movies reportedly promote an unhealthy expectation of any kind of human interaction,…
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Kaitlyn Jeffers
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November 24, 2020
NAPA, Calif. — Local woman Amanda Perez believes that, for the first time in her life, she most likely has…
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Literally A Koala
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November 14, 2020
DENVER — Local man Cory McCann is ready to settle down and meet “the one” person he’ll spend the rest…
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Louie Aronowitz
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October 29, 2020
UMTANUM, Wash. — Local single man Cameron Barrett admitted today that he’s been patiently waiting for his high school crush…
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Patrick Coyne
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October 19, 2020
DENVER — Your boyfriend of two years claimed yesterday, in a “totally gross” and “most definitely insincere” showering of affection,…
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James Webster
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October 14, 2020
SEATTLE — A passionate bout of intercourse between local couple Robert Levin and Andrea MacNeil was put on hold this…
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John Danek
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September 28, 2020
HARRISBURG, Pa. — Those invited to celebrate the marriage of punk drummer Scotty Corless and slaughterhouse foreman Anna “Slander” Dietrich…
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Dom Turek
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August 29, 2020
WATERLOO, Iowa — A local couple’s relationship elevated to the next level yesterday after boyfriend Logan Carpenter featured a photo…
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Jordan Breeding
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July 20, 2020
WASHINGTON — A broken and sobbing Eric Trump choked down a seventh consecutive can of Goya beans this morning after…
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DULUTH, Minn. — Local couple Alice Parker and Shaun McCoy announced the reunification of their relationship today, after having already…
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