Ted Pillow
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February 13, 2021
ST. LOUIS — Local man Brian Dorney’s Valentine’s Day preparations allegedly revolve exclusively around convincing his girlfriend that 1988 classic…
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John Danek
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February 12, 2021
BETHESDA, Md. — “Duplicitous catfisher” and clearly regular homo sapien Colleen Jansen disappointed prospective love match Dominic Sabatino yesterday after…
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VANCOUVER, Wash. — Local neo-fascist Greg Pough retired as an active member of the Proud Boys today following a three-second…
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Dan Rice
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February 1, 2021
I’m not a religious person or anything, but in some ways I guess I’m just old fashioned. This may not…
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Shea Strauss
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December 19, 2020
WILMINGTON, N.C. — Hallmark Channel’s signature Christmas-themed romance movies reportedly promote an unhealthy expectation of any kind of human interaction,…
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Kaitlyn Jeffers
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November 24, 2020
NAPA, Calif. — Local woman Amanda Perez believes that, for the first time in her life, she most likely has…
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Literally A Koala
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November 14, 2020
DENVER — Local man Cory McCann is ready to settle down and meet “the one” person he’ll spend the rest…
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Louie Aronowitz
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October 29, 2020
UMTANUM, Wash. — Local single man Cameron Barrett admitted today that he’s been patiently waiting for his high school crush…
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Patrick Coyne
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October 19, 2020
DENVER — Your boyfriend of two years claimed yesterday, in a “totally gross” and “most definitely insincere” showering of affection,…
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James Webster
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October 14, 2020
SEATTLE — A passionate bout of intercourse between local couple Robert Levin and Andrea MacNeil was put on hold this…
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