Rob Steinberg
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ATLANTA — Local 30-year-old Dimitri Reynolds learned yesterday that he’s no longer in Adult Swim’s target demographic after a visit…
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Sari Beliak
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LOS ANGELES –– Local man Eric Dunklin secretly hopes his Tinder date Melissa Chavez doesn’t notice he lied about being…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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AMITYVILLE, N.Y. — Local music fan Kyle Hartley was ridiculed at an outdoor Words Are Wind show yesterday for wearing…
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Ryan Danley
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LOS ANGELES — Former Misfits vocalist Michale Graves has successfully unseated Glenn Danzig as the band’s most ridiculous vocalist following…
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E.M. Caris
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LOS ANGELES — Indie musician RGRT could not solve a single “Wheel of Fortune” puzzle during last week’s taping because…
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Sari Beliak
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GILROY, Calif. — 13-year-old Matthew Staller’s social standing has not improved at all since his middle school closed down last…
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Mark Bouchard
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CHICAGO — Local punk Allen Prestigiacomo is now unemployed from home, thanks to Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker’s decree forcing bars…
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Andy Holt
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GREENSBORO, N.C. — An aging drum kit living with local parents Barbara and Sam Willett has no imminent plans to…
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Mark Roebuck
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DETROIT — Local man Marty Chambers reported today that he no longer wants to assume any responsibilities tied to his…
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Andrew Murphy
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MT. VERNON, Wash. — Students and faculty at George Washington High School were enraged last week after cancer-stricken student Zachary…
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