Nathan Kamal
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March 15, 2025
COLTS NECK, N.J. — The grandchildren of legendary musical artist Bruce Springsteen are reportedly exhausted after being serenaded with a…
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Tim Sheard
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January 5, 2025
NEW YORK — Metal frontman and former singer of Twisted Sister Dee Snider celebrated four decades of being seen as…
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James Knapp
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September 22, 2021
DENVER — Local punk John Hesslip’s scene-approved nickname of Slop Boy continues to baffle others in the scene who are…
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Stephen Bell
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February 5, 2021
RYE, UNITED KINGDOM — Legendary musician and founding member of the Beatles Paul McCartney admitted today that he wished someone…
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Clara Endres
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December 22, 2020
PHILADELPHIA — Highly influential emo band Crowquill reportedly split today after producing just 30 minutes of recorded music and playing…
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John Danek
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November 28, 2020
BALTIMORE — Influential powerviolence band ElevenTimesElevenCrimes announced today that expensive car repairs, alimony payments, and a misguided Playstation 4 purchase…
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Zac Lux
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August 26, 2020
LOS ANGELES — Legendary metal band Goop has reunited after seven years apart to release a boring, flavorless craft beer…
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Tyler Dark
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August 23, 2020
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Aging metal fan Donny Burton went on another tirade last night about the general state of…
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Kevin Tit
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March 6, 2020
HERMOSA BEACH, Calif. — Legendary punk rock band Black Flag is hoping that this is the year they finally get…
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Patrick Coyne
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July 8, 2019
BOSTON — A legendary and possibly mythical mosher was allegedly spotted last night enjoying a four-course French meal in the…
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