Jon Wood
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March 19, 2020
CLEVELAND — Democratic presidential frontrunner Joe Biden stunned supporters today by soliciting foreign interference from Russian intelligence operatives to help…
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Peter Woods
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March 15, 2020
WASHINGTON — Democratic Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders accidentally told former Vice President Joe Biden “nice set” after tonight’s democratic debate,…
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Kevin Tit
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March 15, 2020
WASHINGTON — Democratic presidential frontrunner Joe. Biden allegedly checked in with former President Barack Obama ahead of an upcoming debate…
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DETROIT — Joe Biden was seen pacing back and forth outside a local factory today, searching for the mother fucker…
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DETROIT — Democratic frontrunner Joe Biden admitted he is considering current president Donald Trump as a potential running mate in…
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Joe Tilleli
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March 10, 2020
PHOENIX — The Democratic National Committee released new qualification criteria for the upcoming debate on March 15th, requiring that participants…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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March 7, 2020
PHILADELPHIA — Staffers within the Joe Biden presidential campaign are reportedly begging the former Vice President to stop mashing the…
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Patrick Coyne
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March 5, 2020
ST. LOUIS — Former Vice President Joe Biden admitted earlier today that he hates to see Elizabeth Warren leave the…
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Tyler Schmall
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March 5, 2020
UNITED STATES — After years and countless experience points towards progression, America has finally reached a high enough level to…
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LOS ANGELES — A confused Vice President Joe Biden announced he is dropping out of the democratic primary contest today,…
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