Peter Woods
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January 4, 2024
NORFOLK, Va. — Members of local power pop band The Voltage Enthusiasts reportedly purchased a synthesizer in what some are…
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Patrick Coyne
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December 20, 2022
INDIANOLA, Iowa — Millennial Jenny Fang was sorely mistaken in thinking five days at her parent’s over Christmas would be…
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VANCOUVER, Wash. — Local neo-fascist Greg Pough retired as an active member of the Proud Boys today following a three-second…
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Kaitlyn Jeffers
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October 26, 2020
STEVENS POINT, Wisc. — Undecided voters across the U.S. are racking their brains this week trying to decide whether to…
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Rob Steinberg
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February 2, 2018
CITY OF DIS, Hell — 78 percent of demons across the Netherworld experienced feelings of low self-esteem and body issues…
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Bibek Gurung
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November 13, 2017
WALPOLE, Mass. — Walpole punk and Malaysian national Luo Hen Lei is now looked upon as the Boston-area scene expert…
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Rick Homuth
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March 22, 2016
SOUTH BEND, IN -- Multiple audience members attending a show at The Rectory last night report that one overly-enthusiastic man…
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The Hard Times Staff
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December 29, 2015
[caption id="attachment_5187" align="alignright" width="200"] Rick Walcott's Facebook profile picture.[/caption] BERKELEY, Calif. — Local ukulele owner and polyamorous man Rick Walcott graciously explained the…
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