Ian Steffé
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NEW YORK — Nine-year-old Oliver Cahill, who has battled rare brain cancer for over half his life, recently met Dr.…
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Grace Fetterman
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LOS ANGELES — Stardust Diner, the latest 1950s style diner to open in Burbank, reportedly glosses over some key facts…
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Sarah Cassell
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SEATTLE — Local punk Brock Riley admits that he yearns for days when he could spread every illness under the…
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Nathan Kamal
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BELOIT, Wisc. — Local woman Angie Tufts expressed that she feels "all out of wack" because of a recent Daylight…
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James Knapp
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First of all, its name is Jeremy. And second, I don’t care if it can literally melt my skin while…
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James Knapp
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SAINT PAUL, Minn. — 37-year-old punk Ronald “Buckets” Drearer grossly exaggerated how much alcohol he regularly consumes in order to…
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Dan Kozuh
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OMAHA, Neb. — Local aging punk Adrian Cox, once known for outlandish behavior like snacking on shattered light bulbs, refused…
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Tony Morse
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If you’ve been around the block as much as I have, you know you can’t hardly trust anyone about anything.…
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Ramona Apthorp
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SIMI VALLEY, Calif. -— Punk sommelier and founder of Rotten Grape Vineyards, Terry “Tooth” Berkley recently shouted that the only…
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Jerrod Kingery
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COMMON BEAGLE SMALL INTESTINE — Health authorities called upon legendary white blood cell police officer Osmosis Jones to come out…
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